Pam Christian Anderson's Lairy Tales: Putting the Lairy into Fairy

My Lairy Tale Castle
Like The Factory, but with less amphetamine use

Once upon a time I wrote a collection of Lairy Tales and other tit bits. I toiled day and night writing these stories in The Castle, a post-modern version of Andy Warhol's Factory, but with less amphetamine use. It wasn't easy - the hedonism at The Castle was a real contrast with my MEMMY lifestyle - but finally I am ready to reveal my work....

This week, you should check out the first episode of  "I'm a celebrity, let me out of here guvnor", a story set in the world's first celebrity prison. It has celebrity inmates, celebrity screws and of course a celebrity guvnor, none other than British bad boy Danny 'Cockney' Dyer, no wot I mean?

A normal healthy relationship

As well as hard-nut geezer Dyer, you can also take a butcher's at "At Home with Hugh Hefner!" possibly the final opportunity to meet 84 year old Hef as a Playboy before he ties the knot to his 24 year old fiancee. I'll be sad to see him hang up his dancing shoes, but there's only so much viagra one man can take.

Apart from Lairy Tales, you can also enjoy my tit bits which are even more fun than my actual tits if you can believe that!

And remember, if none of this appeals, you can always just surf the internet for endless photos of Pippa Middleton's arse and hardcore pornography!

Yours happily ever after,

Pam Christian Anderson x

Diary of a MEMMY - Tommy picks up the boys

Dear Diary

Here's Johnny! I mean, Tommy!

Tommy picked up the boys today to go stay with him for the week. I was busy packing garlic and echinacea tablets for my babies when I heard Tommy's Chevy Impala pull up on the driveway - the engine throttle is almost as loud as the car's sound system. The noise reminded me to pack them ear-plugs in case Tommy insists on taking them to his studio every day - I worry he'll burst their ear drums. Tommy and I had a chat about the awful conditions the killer whales are being kept in at SeaWorld, and Tommy briefly explained his plans for the summer (wild Motley Crue tour) then it was time for them to go. I cannot stand to be seperated from my babies so was distracted as they left and forgot to give Tommy the list of foods and juices I like the boys to eat on a daily basis. When I phoned later in the evening to give him the list over the phone, he said "Don't worry about that babe, I'm on a health kick myself at the moment". This is no comfort - his last health drive involved no whisky before 6pm and fresh fruit in his cocktails.

Pam Christian Anderson x


Tommy's health kick - plenty of fresh fruit in his cocktails



At Home with Hugh Hefner!



A living testament to the power of Viagra

Come and take a voyeuristic peek into the dysfunctional world of the Playboy mansion, where beautiful young women inexplicably fall in love with the world's oldest living Playboy.  A tale of romance, heartbreak and borderline necrophilia starring Hugh Hefner, Dolly Medicine,  and Brenda Blessed......

Plus secret special guest stars from the UK.......

Episode 1- Dolly Parting
Hef has some bad news for his girlfriend No.1, Dolly Medicine
Click here for episode 1 of  At Home with Hugh Hefner