Meet The MEMMY (Malibu Earth Mommy) starring.....
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| Pam Christian Anderson Forget MILF - meet The MEMMY |
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| Tommy Lee - bad man of rock and The MEMMY's ex-husband |
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| Kid Rock - bitter ex and Republican donor |
Once upon a time, I wrote a collection of modern fairy tales and other tit bits that I now wish to share with the world. However, before you can understand these, you should read my diary and get to know the real me - a modern Malibu Earth Mommy, with the PETA patter of tiny animal paws printed across the sand, and my heart. I'm not gonna pretend what you will read is all lentils and beach yoga - I have to make child care arrangements with an ex-husband whose body mass is 70% liquor (the other 30% being a mixture of crack cocaine and tattoo ink). But underneath it all, we are just like any other ordinary family - only more dysfunctional.
Peace and cosmic harmony to you all
Pam Christian Anderson x
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| Tommy Lee is also a DADDY (Drunk and Dangerous Dude) |
FAQs about The MEMMY
Q1: Who or what is The MEMMY?
A1: The MEMMY (shortened version 'MEM') refers to a Malibu Earth Mom, a type of Mom who embraces a new age eco beach front lifestyle whilst also being incredibly wealthy and having a darker, more wicked side too.
Q2: Where does The MEMMY live?
A1: The ideal Malibu Earth Mom lives in Malibu and owns prime real estate along the beach front. They will spend a part of every day walking their dogs on the stretch of beach in front of or near their property, and will go surfing at least once a week, if possible with their children.
Q3: How does The MEMMY live?
A3: She will raise her offspring along the ethical principles of the new age lifestyle (vegan cooking, appreciation of animals and nature, ability to surf) and have a strong sense that being a mother is a cosmic experience and a way of life (rather than a stressful, life-long chore full of tedium and sleepless nights).
Q4: What does The MEMMY do?
A4: The MEMMY gives up a lot of their time campaigning for worthwhile causes. A typical MEM concern is animal rights (PETA) and environmental awareness. However, they also have to pay the bills, so will take on work of a commercial value (reality TV shows, chat show appearances, books, perfume and clothing). They may also get involved in vegan cooking endorsements.
Q5: This is all great and wholesome, but you said she had a the dark side too?
A5: She does. Remember The MEMMY will often have a hell raiser boyfriend and ex-husbands in rock bands who are prone to alcoholism and drug abuse. She has a weakness for guys in bands, and gets out to gigs and parties whenever she can. Most recently she was spotted having a blast in Rio De Janeiro. She is also very sexually liberated.
Q6: Is there a MEMMY near me?
A6: Undoubtedly. Though this Q&A has focused on a very particular strand of MEM, there are MEMMYs all over the world.
REMEMBER: Wherever there is expensive beach front property you will find......
The MEMMY
