Free online survey to find out if you are pathetic!
Q1: Are you pathetic? A: No B: Yes C: Not sure
If you answered A, no I am not pathetic, congratulations!
You are not pathetic!
This means you aren’t trying to get a life by learning to salsa dance, and want to get away from your boring work colleagues as quickly as possible. You don’t keep your mobile in front of you at all times like it’s a comfort blanket, and you have never gone into an off license in your pyjamas. You have also never ordered a pizza late at night whilst sober as you know this is unjustifiable. You are not scared of insects, and you don’t think bungee jumping is cool.
If you answered B, yes I am pathetic, commiserations!
You are pathetic!
You may be prone to being bullied, and not able to tell people what you really think or want. Alternatively, you could be a bully, but want everyone around you to think you are kind and brilliant, when in actual fact you are a nasty, boring wretch of a human being. You more than likely spent the last 3 months reading information about Kate Middleton's 'commoner' childhood and think she is just an ordinary person like you, but felt empty and used on the Monday after the Royal wedding, (a bit like you had slept with someone over the weekend who clearly didn't find you attractive), when you realised in reality the wedding is of no relevance to your life whatsoever, and you just wasted all that time in an internet-induced coma, when you should have been spending your precious time on this planet thinking about something of more fucking importance.
