Pam Christian Anderson's Lairy Tales: Putting the Lairy into Fairy

My Lairy Tale Castle
Like The Factory, but with less amphetamine use

Once upon a time I wrote a collection of Lairy Tales and other tit bits. I toiled day and night writing these stories in The Castle, a post-modern version of Andy Warhol's Factory, but with less amphetamine use. It wasn't easy - the hedonism at The Castle was a real contrast with my MEMMY lifestyle - but finally I am ready to reveal my work....

This week, you should check out the first episode of  "I'm a celebrity, let me out of here guvnor", a story set in the world's first celebrity prison. It has celebrity inmates, celebrity screws and of course a celebrity guvnor, none other than British bad boy Danny 'Cockney' Dyer, no wot I mean?

A normal healthy relationship

As well as hard-nut geezer Dyer, you can also take a butcher's at "At Home with Hugh Hefner!" possibly the final opportunity to meet 84 year old Hef as a Playboy before he ties the knot to his 24 year old fiancee. I'll be sad to see him hang up his dancing shoes, but there's only so much viagra one man can take.

Apart from Lairy Tales, you can also enjoy my tit bits which are even more fun than my actual tits if you can believe that!

And remember, if none of this appeals, you can always just surf the internet for endless photos of Pippa Middleton's arse and hardcore pornography!

Yours happily ever after,

Pam Christian Anderson x